1 ladka Ghar der se lauta

1 ladka Ghar der se lauta.
Maa:-Kahan tha?
  Beta:-Film Dekhne Gaya the. "MAA KA PYAR"      
Maa:-Ab uper jaker1 Reality Show Dekh "BAAP KI MAAR"

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Bchao BHOOT

Nind jb muje agosh me leti h,
'Aapka' chehra nigaho me bs jata h,
ek dum se meri aankh khul jati h,
dil se bs ek hi awaz ati h.....



Bchao BHOOT!

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abey m yuvraj

Dhoni mother: market se sabjji le aao
Dhoni:par maahum match haar gye na, to log bahut gusse me h!
Mother: meri saari pehan kar jao,koi nahi pehchanega
dhoni goes 2 marketwearing saari.
1 girl : hi dhoni how r u?
dhoni gt shoked: apko kaise pata chala?
girl: abey m yuvraj,,

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Hari Om, Hari Om

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart
attack,

Ambulance picks him up. ......

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Hindu starts
chanting Hari Om, 

.Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance
raches his house. >..

wife screams "why did you not
take him to the hospital?" 

doctor replies "because
he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!! 

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kis ki wife sala

Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai to wife ki
karo.

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khayal rakna hai to wife ka rakho,.

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pyar karna
hai to wife se karo,.

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magar kis ki wife sala ye bapu ne nahi bataya. 

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chaddi pahni hi nahi hai

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar..

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Viru: nahi Basanti in
kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna..

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Basanti: Viru
dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai.. 

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i was born in Goa.

Teacher : Dear Ravi, Where were u born ???
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Ravi : Tiruvanantapuram
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Teacher : ok, come & write da spelling on board.
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Ravi: Sorry teacher.... i was born in Goa.

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A pakistani goes India ilegaly

A pakistani goes India ilegaly,security oficer

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asks:who r u?

Paki:i m hindu 

oficer:then tel me the names of 5 bhagvans 
 

Paki: Yassu
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Panju
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Haar
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Kabootar
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Doli 

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Yeh fashionwa ha

Reporter: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar dont
have clothes to wear.

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Laalu: U FOOL,tum FASHION TV dekhe ho? Rich women
bhi clothes nahin pehanti hai.

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. Yeh fashionwa ha 

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Ye mere bas ki baat nahi

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki main marne ke
baad phir zinda ho sakun

BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki baat nahi hai putr,

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 ye toh
sirf Ekta Kapoor hee kar sakti hai 

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Think

How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open
the door,

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who doesnt know english.



Think


Say this fast in American accent.


'There was a cold day!' ;-> 

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Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn

LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,

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Phr Bijli Karki.

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LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;- 

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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,

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Ghar
ja raha tha ke achanak bijli,

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Chamki, Badal garje,.

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Zor se barish shuru hoi, 

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Aadmi bola lagta hai
pahunch gai.

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GARBHVATI hai..

Major Rohail:
Beta mene tumhare liye ek ladki dhundhi hai
wo 
Roopvati, 
Gunvati 
aur 
Sarasvati hai..
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Beta:
Lekin me kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hu
aur wo 
GARBHVATI hai..

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KYA DILDAR HOTE

WAH WAH MEMON TO KYA DILDAR HOTE HE
WAH WAH MEMON TO KYA DILDAR HOTE HE 
SHADI ME KHUB BIRYANI BANATE HE  
AUR BADHAI BADHAI CHEEZE BANATE HE 
AUR INKI KHUBI TO YE HE KI KI

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MEHMAN SE JYADA KHUD KHATE HE.

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Bhula Dijiye Ga

Mumkin Ho Apse To Bhula Dijiye Ga Mujhe          

Pathar Pe Hon Lakeer Mita Digiye Ga Mujhe             

Har Roz Mujh Se Hai Taza Sikayat Apko             

Main Kiya Hon Ek Bar Bata Digiye Ga Mujhe…          

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CARTOON

God made daylight n called it the SUN.                                                       

God made entertainment n called it FUN.                                      

God made nightlight n called it the MOON.                                             


God made U n called CARTOON.

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husband wife joke

Wife: Sunoji, apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai..............................................................

…..meri beauty ya meri akalmandi?


Husband:
 
mujhe



mujhe



mujhe to ye teri majak karne ki aadat sabse achi lagti hai.

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HARI Mirchi-hai

Hotho se jo choo liya,         

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,              

Aankhe Nam hai,                 
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain                

Aur kyo na ho Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi-hai

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Wife SMS – next day

Pati k Marne k Next day,


Wife Ne Paper Me Ad diya:

Antim Sanskar Me Shamil Hue Sba Logo Ko Thanx



FROM kajal-age28,
Hght-5′6" 36/24/36
Gora Rang Bache Nahi Hai

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