Make a heart which never breaks

Make a heart which never breaks,                                                

make a smile which never hurts,                                       

make a touch which never pains,                                       

make a friendship which never ends

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CARTOON

God made daylight n called it the SUN.                                                       

God made entertainment n called it FUN.                                      

God made nightlight n called it the MOON.                                             


God made U n called CARTOON.

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husband wife joke

Wife: Sunoji, apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai..............................................................

…..meri beauty ya meri akalmandi?


Husband:
 
mujhe



mujhe



mujhe to ye teri majak karne ki aadat sabse achi lagti hai.

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Most interesting line

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl
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Excuse me !!
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My Face is above

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WIFE AND HUSBAND

Wife: Jaanu kash app sms hote,                                                  

mai apko save karti,                                                        

jab chahe padhti

Husband: kanjoos save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

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Taxidriver

TAxidriver: Ab tak me 10 pregnant ladkiyon ko airport chod chuka huun..........................
                                    
Girl: par mai to pregnant nahi hun................................

Driver : abhi airport bhi kahan aaya hai madam.........................

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MEANING OF BOOK

kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi magni chahiye,                                                

varna maar pad sakti hai COZ IT MEANS–                                

B-BABBY                          
O-ONLY                    
O-ONE                        
K-KISS.                    

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HARI Mirchi-hai

Hotho se jo choo liya,         

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,              

Aankhe Nam hai,                 
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain                

Aur kyo na ho Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi-hai

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Rangeen Ho tum

Rangeen Ho tum rangon Se Bhi Zyada....




Khubsoorat ho Tum Khoobsoorti Se Bhi zyada    


Agar Aisa sochte Ho to    
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BewQoof Ho Tum Sab Se Zyada      

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BeautiFool,,, WonderFool,

BeautiFool,,, WonderFool,

and

ColorFool,


Amongst all Fools,.......



~~~~~~Happy Fools Day~~~~~

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IS KADAR HUM AAP KO CHATAY H

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,........................... yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap
thoda JALDI ban jate hai..................

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HAPPY FOOL DAY

IAnewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

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FOOL BANANAY K 7 TARIKAY

1st APRIL ko logo ko FOOL banane ke 7 tarike:
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ye tha pehla tarika baki kal.

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MIL GAYA

mil gaya,


mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya.....

oye oye mil gia

mil gia , oye mil gia

sach me mil gaya Yaar..............

April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL mil gaya, HELLO FOOL

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FOOL NE FOOL SE

FOOLse



FOOLne


FOOLonki


FOOLjari me


FOOL k sath wish kiya


“O FOOL you are the most


BeautiFOOL,



WonderFOOL &


WolorFOOL



Among all FOOLS

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APRIAL FOOL

April Fool comes once a year







When the whole word will, CELEBRATE:



YOUR NAME



YOUR FAME



YOUR PERSONALITY



YOUR THOUGHTS



YOUR VIEWS


But take heart,



April Fool comes once a year.



Congratulations!

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APRAIL FOOL

If u save this msg,



it means I”m cute.



If u edit this,


I”m still cute.



If u fwd this,


u r spreading that i”m cute


& if u erase
this,



u r jealous of me coz i”m cute!

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MAY APRAIL U FOOL

Aisa DOSTANA hamara,



Mai KASHTI tu kinara,



Mai DHANUSH tu teer,


Mai MATAR tu paneer,


Mai VARSHA tu badal,


Mai RAJMA tu chawal,


Mai HOT tu cool,






Mai APRIL tu….FOOL

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APRAIL FOOL KING

31st March Or 1st april




Fool is Fool dosnt matter.


Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful


Fool Day to the King of Fools.

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FOOL SMS

FOOL ne


FOOLon ki

FOOLWARI main

FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai

u r the most

BEAUTIFOOL

WONDERFOOL

and ColorFOOL

amongst all FOOL’s

HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

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