HARI Mirchi-hai

Hotho se jo choo liya,         

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,              

Aankhe Nam hai,                 
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain                

Aur kyo na ho Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi-hai

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legs utha k karo

Legs utha ke karo.




Tange feala ke karo.


Ghuma ghuma ke karo.


Aage peechey dono taraf karo.


Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.


*Ramdev* ji ka yoga.

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PEHLAY HATA LO

pahlay hat ma lo



phir mon mal lo


phir tokh laghao


phir sidha karoo


phir sorakh ma daloo


uf



kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

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KUDI APNII SHALI KO

kudi apni saheli nu :


aj us ne meri ik na suni te jabardasti menu upar chada leya,





jado holi holi ohne shuru kita ta bahut maza aaya,




fer ohne tej kar dita,
 

te inee jor naal jhatka mareya, meria ta cheeka he nikal gaiya,
 

me keha “SOH GURU DI me ni aaj to baad kade TRACTOR te behandi…



JYADA MAZAA NA LAYA KARO MSG PAD KE…..

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COLLEGE WALI

college wali:-




MASALAY DAR
office wali:-
 

NARUM NARUM
muhalay wali:-


 

GARAM GARAM



mai to roti ki baat ker rahi hun ap kia samjhe

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LENA HAI TO BOLO

5 inch ka hai
 



Size normal hai








Mazboot hai



Ziada mota bi nahi hai



 

2 larkian dekh chuki hain



Lena hai to bolo
 


Mera NOKIA 1100

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I want to touch your lipss

I want to touch ur lips



taste ur tongue 



smell ur breath
hai


who am I  ?



i am ur colgate

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HATH ME NA DALO

Daalne Laga

Main
Cheekhne Lagi
Wo




Huwa Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki
Wo



Takleef Hui Itni K
Boli Bahar
Nikalo






Khuda K
Waaste Hath
Main Dosra
Kangan Na
Daalo!

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YOU Know KISSS Means

Want A KISS


 
Plz KISS Me
 
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
 
Foran Karo
 
Jaldi Karo Na
 
K
I
S
S
 

U Know KISS
 
Means
 
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send


Karo
 
So
KISS Me!!

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MERA NAAM

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi



Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota



sub k samne lo



Ya tanhai me lo


sharmao mut bus ab le lo


kiya bhala



MERA NAAM

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JAWAB US SAVAL KA

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,



Jawab us k sawal ka.. 



Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
 

Haath se phool gulab ka..


Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
 

Deedar mere husne shabab ka..


Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
 
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

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JAB TANHAE KA EHSAS NA HO

Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,





Na koi tumaray paas ho,





Na tum kisi k paas ho,




Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,



Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho, to samjh lena ke app

common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan

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what,s a kisss

Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na


K
I
S
S


U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting

S-SMS



S-Send Karo




So
KISS Me!!

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ek ladka ek ladki

ek lrka ek larki


aha aha

adhi raat ko
oho oho


jungle main
wah wah

jhari k peichay
ouii

sab say chup k
UFF


DABA DABA k
aha aha


mango kaha rahey they

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YOU ARE BANDER

U r BANDAR


It means:


B=Beautifull

A=Attractive

N=Naughty

D=Decent

A=Adorable

R=Romantic

R U smiling?


Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum bandar hi na

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my wissh

I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed



and



and


and


lights is off and


we get under the cover together..




2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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BOY TUCHING A GIRL EVER WHERE

In a bath room,



a boy touches a girl everywhere!



You Know whose that boy?



Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!



Dirty people always think dirty.

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AISA MAT KARO

Uff
kya kar rahe ho,

aisa mat karo,
please nahi,

aise nahi,
mat dabao,

niche kyun jaa rahe ho,
ho jayega,

kaha tha mat karo,
ho gaya naa,




MSG KHATAM

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