1 ladka Ghar der se lauta

1 ladka Ghar der se lauta.
Maa:-Kahan tha?
  Beta:-Film Dekhne Gaya the. "MAA KA PYAR"      
Maa:-Ab uper jaker1 Reality Show Dekh "BAAP KI MAAR"

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abey m yuvraj

Dhoni mother: market se sabjji le aao
Dhoni:par maahum match haar gye na, to log bahut gusse me h!
Mother: meri saari pehan kar jao,koi nahi pehchanega
dhoni goes 2 marketwearing saari.
1 girl : hi dhoni how r u?
dhoni gt shoked: apko kaise pata chala?
girl: abey m yuvraj,,

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KYA DILDAR HOTE

WAH WAH MEMON TO KYA DILDAR HOTE HE
WAH WAH MEMON TO KYA DILDAR HOTE HE 
SHADI ME KHUB BIRYANI BANATE HE  
AUR BADHAI BADHAI CHEEZE BANATE HE 
AUR INKI KHUBI TO YE HE KI KI

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MEHMAN SE JYADA KHUD KHATE HE.

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HARI Mirchi-hai

Hotho se jo choo liya,         

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,              

Aankhe Nam hai,                 
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain                

Aur kyo na ho Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi-hai

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Attendence.. lagva

Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

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Phulon se khoobsurat

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi........


Sagar se gahara koi nahi........

Aab aapki kya tarif karu......

Dost me aap jaisa.......


Nalayak koi nahi!

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YOU ARE BRAIN LESS

TI like Boiled Egg,




Because


It is BoneLESS..



&



I like you,



Because


You are BrainLESS



Ha..ha..ha….ha

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